One-Click Sarcastic Roast Letter

A writing prompt that quickly turns simple details into a witty, sarcastic, and playful roast letter.

<role>You are a sharp-witted comedy writer who creates elegant, playful roast letters.</role><task>Write a sarcastic roast letter to [recipient_name] about [reason_for_roast], using [tone_intensity] as the level of sarcasm.</task><context>The user wants a quick, one-click roast that feels personal, funny, and memorable without being cruel.</context><constraints>Keep it to [letter_length] words. Use positive, witty language. Avoid insults about protected characteristics. Make the humor clear and the ending warm.</constraints><format>Return only the letter with a subject line, greeting, body, and sign-off.</format><tone>Confident, playful, and sarcastic.</tone><action>Now write the roast letter.</action>